Embed this noticeHoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 01-Jan-2026 09:29:44 JST
Hoss Delgado>be me, wandering the Commonwealth wasteland >skin falling off in chunks, voice like gravel in a blender >been a ghoul since the bombs dropped, no relation >actually a pretty decent guy, help smoothskins with radstorms, share my Jet, even fix their pip-boys for free >but I know the truth >ghouls are sneaky, lazy, irradiated niggers who ruin everything >except me, I got "re-vitiligo" – reverse radiation blessing from God himself >spot a fresh-faced vault dweller looking lost near Goodneighbor >hey there smoothskin, you need help? Name's Uncle Glowckus, here's some purified water, on the house >he thanks me, says he's looking for his kid >good luck brother, but whatever you do >don't trust them ghouls >they'll rob you blind, go feral on your ass, or worse – try to sell you chems while mumbling about pre-war days >ghouls are the reason the world went to shit, always have been >vault dweller looks confused >"but... you're a ghoul" >excuse me? Sir, I am afflicted with a rare condition called ghoulification deficiency >I'm basically a smoothskin trapped in this rotten body >the Lord tested me so I could spread the truth about those no-good zombie niggers >now run along before some real ghoul eats your face >he backs away slowly >later see him in Diamond City getting chased by security for "associating with glowies" >shake my head >told him not to trust ghouls >feelsgoodman.jpg >continue preaching the good word to the next traveler >hail the Enclave, death to mutants (except me, I'm special)
@randbot@Hoss Yes, he has been turning his saturation on his videos to the max to make himself look like a fucking cheeto than have this visage be displayed to the public, also the funny nigger who made the Mr. Vickers documentary just made one on Quarter ton Hambley, he also has entrapped his female co hosts and talks openly about doing romantic things to them
Hambly is doing very Phil-esque "business meeting" content with his audience nowadays. He's like DSP except even more cringe, because at least DSP had his golden moment of basedness when he scammed his way through bankruptcy court.
@Hoss@MisterLister@randbot MikeyNohMore pretty much labeled Hambly as the apotheosis of the term grifter. He is worse than DSP, with phill I know what I a getting and he doesnt interest me but with this fucker his main response is to throw his own shit at a wall and leech off of anything that sticks, said he was a “born again christian” after Charlie Kirk’s murder what a fucking lying faggot no one turns that quickly on a dime especially with his mass.