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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Dec-2025 20:20:11 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Either my husband or my dog needs to go. They both snore incredibly loudly on opposite sides of me and I can't get any sleep. At least the dog doesn't fart towards me under the sheets as I'm lying awake

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Dec-2025 20:32:51 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole It must be love.

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     skua (skua@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Dec-2025 20:44:13 JST skua

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     @fesshole
     Pyjamas that redirect gas, weaponised to ignite it!

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     Court Cantrell won't conform (courtcan@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Dec-2025 00:17:49 JST Court Cantrell won't conform

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     @fesshole Husband needs testing for sleep apnea. Dog needs locking out of the bedroom.