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Mona Lisa smile?header: from my YA fantasy THE ACCURSED: ominous forest, teen girl, back to viewer. long frizzy hair, long red dress. hopeful light beyond trees","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@courtcan","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"courtcan","displayName":"Court Cantrell won't conform","note":"author: #fantasy #scifi #specfic #philosophy#pyrotheologycritical thought #neurosparkly#booksAmerigerman #ThirdCultureKid#ADHD #DAVE#HumanOnlyArt #NoAIshe\/her#Abi &#39;96landlocked wreck of a cat-hair-covered sea witch who loves potatoescourtcan.comavatar: face. white woman. 40s. brn eyes. dk blond curls updo. direct gaze. Mona Lisa smile?header: from my YA fantasy THE ACCURSED: ominous forest, teen girl, back to viewer. long frizzy hair, long red dress. hopeful light beyond trees"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Husband needs testing for sleep apnea. Dog needs locking out of the bedroom.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/courtcan\/statuses\/115729908767491470","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/courtcan\/statuses\/115729908767491470","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Husband needs testing for sleep apnea. Dog needs locking out of the bedroom.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@courtcan\/115729908767491470","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115706325138320965","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115706325138320965"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-12-12:objectType=thread:nonce=4cba174ed7071371","notice_info":{"local_id":"11726726","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-12-16T15:17:49+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@courtcan\/115729908767491470"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/skua","displayName":"skua","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/91809-original-tmp20230125151210.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/91809-96-20230505065912.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/91809-48-20230505065912.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/91809-24-20230505065912.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"91809"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/91809-96-20230505065912.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Am overwhelmed by the number of Posts in my Timeline.Looking be Following only ~120 accounts. If I Unfollow you this&#39;ll be why.Bon voyage.Civil responses to my posts sought.Watching, wrestling, working, dreaming and sleeping in Australia.Not always clear which is which. #CommercialisedAgedCare #WhatHappensAfterYouDie #TheColorOfDistance #ContactImprovisation #SeaKayaking  #RePurposeMyEducation #HellScapeTheBioSphere #DawnOfEverything#nobridge #NoAI","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@skua","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"skua","displayName":"skua","note":"Am overwhelmed by the number of Posts in my Timeline.Looking be Following only ~120 accounts. If I Unfollow you this&#39;ll be why.Bon voyage.Civil responses to my posts sought.Watching, wrestling, working, dreaming and sleeping in Australia.Not always clear which is which. #CommercialisedAgedCare #WhatHappensAfterYouDie #TheColorOfDistance #ContactImprovisation #SeaKayaking  #RePurposeMyEducation #HellScapeTheBioSphere #DawnOfEverything#nobridge #NoAI"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <br \/>Pyjamas that redirect gas, weaponised to ignite it!<\/p><p>Join my Kickstarter at Montgolfier Level, receive before Xmas.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/skua\/statuses\/115706418398614627","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/skua\/statuses\/115706418398614627","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> <br \/>Pyjamas that redirect gas, weaponised to ignite it!<\/p><p>Join my Kickstarter at Montgolfier Level, receive before Xmas.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@skua\/115706418398614627","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115706325138320965","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115706325138320965"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-12-12:objectType=thread:nonce=4cba174ed7071371","notice_info":{"local_id":"11697565","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-12-12T11:44:13+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@skua\/115706418398614627"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-original-tmp20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":120,"height":120},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-48-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-24-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"16083"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in English, French and more. Trump enablers=block.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in English, French and more. 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They both snore incredibly loudly on opposite sides of me and I can't get any sleep. At least the dog doesn't fart towards me under the sheets as I'm lying awake<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-05-18:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115706325138320965","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115706325138320965","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Either my husband or my dog needs to go. They both snore incredibly loudly on opposite sides of me and I can't get any sleep. At least the dog doesn't fart towards me under the sheets as I'm lying awake<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115706325138320965","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-12-12:objectType=thread:nonce=4cba174ed7071371","notice_info":{"local_id":"11697424","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-12-12T11:20:11+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115706325138320965"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/5947119","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}