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   Jess Rose (jessie@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 01-Dec-2025 21:05:52 JST Jess Rose

   Every year on my birthday I do social media pet court and today is the day 🎉

   Reply with a photo of your pet and tell me about their crimes to recieve my faultless judgement and their sentence (if applicable). 👩⚖️🐾

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     Christian Wolf (chaos0815@phpc.social)'s status on Monday, 01-Dec-2025 21:06:22 JST Christian Wolf

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     @jessie later I found the Batmobile on the ground…

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     Prof. Catherine Flick (catherineflick@mastodon.me.uk)'s status on Monday, 01-Dec-2025 21:06:39 JST Prof. Catherine Flick

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     @jessie this is Sweetie, a rescue chicken we got from the local sanctuary. She was the bottom of the pecking order but when two new chickens came in she bullied them mercilessly and wouldn’t let them eat. I had to go in and keep her boxed in a corner so the poor things could eat. She also barely lays any eggs so she’s a freeloader!!

     PS happy birthday!

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     Jay (jaygooby@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 01-Dec-2025 21:07:02 JST Jay

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     @jessie Professor Turnip Stripes likes to climb, the comms cabinet being his favourite; Tiggs loves to beg for human food…

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     Charlotte Walker (purplepadma@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 01-Dec-2025 21:07:21 JST Charlotte Walker

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     • Marie She/Her

     @jessie @Hyperiontrails This is Miss Cinnamon. When we first adopted her she would eat anything she could steal. My husband baked a loaf of bread and put it on a wire rack to cool, covering it with a tea towel. Miss Cinnamon bit a big ragged hole in the tea towel and a big ragged chunk out of the top of the loaf. I found this quite amusing, but the baker failed to see the funny side

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     Bruce Lawson ✅ ♫ ♿ ✌️♂️✊ (brucelawson@social.vivaldi.net)'s status on Monday, 01-Dec-2025 21:08:03 JST Bruce Lawson ✅ ♫ ♿ ✌️♂️✊

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     @jessie https://social.vivaldi.net/@brucelawson/115644068544377063

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     Giles (gilesdring@mastodon.me.uk)'s status on Monday, 01-Dec-2025 21:08:18 JST Giles

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     @jessie

     Kiki and Lulu are relatively new additions to the household, but are leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. I think Lulu (black nose) is the kingpin.

     Exhibit a) we used to have a plant on the side (admittedly dead). We no longer have that pot of soil.

     Exhibit b) Delia is just trying to get some rest.

     Exhibit c) Delia just wants to be friends. She quite often receives a claw-boop, which is painful.

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     Flaki (flaki@flaki.social)'s status on Monday, 01-Dec-2025 21:16:20 JST Flaki

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     • Íris

     @jessie despite the overflowing doggie toybox, @iris is adventurous and likes to occasionally steal random things like rolls of electrical tape or other appetizing gadgetry (lying around in the boxes waiting to be unpacked) to gently nibble on them (which usually end up intact but just profoundly unsuitable for their originally intended purpose following the encounter)

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     abadidea (0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Dec-2025 02:13:11 JST abadidea

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     • Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

     @jessie @catsalad this is Odin. Sometimes he commits hug crimes against mommy and has to be arrested by daddy.

     Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: likes this.