Good news and bad news:
Good news is, WE GOT APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad news is, we need $1250 in the next 24hrs if we want to get $750 knocked off the total move-in cost.
I should have planned this better.
The silver lining is, suprisingly they're not requiring a full month's rent for the deposit.
EDIT: Per wise advisement, I'm including donation links below. Thank you everyone!
Venmo: https://venmo.com/thegizmotwins
Cashapp: https://cash.app/$thegizmotwins
PP: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/gizmo1982