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   nugger@poa.st's status on Monday, 10-Nov-2025 02:19:14 JST nugger
   I SIMPLY CANNOT GET OVER THE BICYCLE SADDLES VERY SLOWLY CASTRATING THE CYCLISTS OVER THE COURSE OF DECADES,
   AND GENERATIONS OF CYCLISTS INVENTING COPES AND DELUSIONS TO IGNORE THIS FACT
   TAKEN AS GOSPEL WITHIN THEIR HOBBY AND LAUGHED AT IN THE MEDICAL CIRCLES
   
   CYCLISTS HAVE TO WEAR SHORTS WITH BUILT IN GEL DIAPERS
   WHICH THEY CALL "BIBS"
   AND THEY DON'T PREVENT THE TRAUMA EITHER, THEY JUST MAKE THE RIDE SLIGHTLY LESS UNCOMFORTABLE FOR THE FIRST HOUR,
   BEFORE THE PRESSURE ON THE PERINEUM MAKES THE CYCLIST'S JUNK OR PUSSY GO NUMB AND THEY SUCCESSFULLY FORGET ABOUT THE DISCOMFORT
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     Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Nov-2025 02:19:12 JST Bread up, Bro

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     • GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell
     @nugger @GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell not only that, you're sitting on basically a giant meat cushion
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     nugger@poa.st's status on Monday, 10-Nov-2025 02:19:13 JST nugger

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     • GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell
     @GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell WHEN YOU STRADDLE A HORSE A TON OF THAT PRESSURE IS GOING TO YOUR INNER THIGHS
     WHEN YOU RELIEVE AT TROT, YOU STAND UP SLIGHTLY ON EVERY OTHER PACE, RIGHT?
     IT'S POOR FORM TO DO THAT BY LOADING UP ON THE STIRRUPS, IDEALLY YOU'RE PUSHING UP WITH THE INSIDES OF YOUR LEGS, WITH YOUR KNEES AND THIGHS
     
     YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON A BIKE BECAUSE YOU'RE PEDALING, YOUR KNEES AND THIGHS ARE CONSTANTLY MOVING BACK AND FORTH
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     nugger@poa.st's status on Monday, 10-Nov-2025 02:19:13 JST nugger

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     • GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell
     @GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell WHEN YOU FIRST START RIDING YOUR ASS ISN'T WHAT HURTS, IT'S YOUR INNER THIGHS, YOU GO AROUND BOWLEGGED UNTIL YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGH TO SQUEEZE A HORSE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, COWBOY
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     GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell (georgefloydlincolnrockwell@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Nov-2025 02:19:14 JST GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell

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     @nugger Does this occur with horses though? Serious question. A horse saddle also places pressure around the perineium area so therefore every horse rider who used horses as transport for hours or days on end, etc. Would suffer the same thing except historically that would be literally everyone of significance including ghengis khan, the founders, etc. so why do bicycles create impotence but not horse riding? Why do bikes castrate but not horses etc.?
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     nugger@poa.st's status on Monday, 10-Nov-2025 02:24:05 JST nugger

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     • GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell
     @sickburnbro @GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell IF YOU'RE SLAMMING DOWN ON THE HORSES BACK AS SUSPENSION, YOU'LL MAIM THE HORSE INSTEAD
     
     THIS REALLY ONLY COMES UP ON TROT, YOU CAN BOLT YOURSELF INTO THE SADDLE ON WALK, GALLOP, OR RACK
     
     BUT TROT IS THE PREFERRED PACE, IT'S THE HORSE'S LIGHT JOG
     SO YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO STAND UP SLIGHTLY IN THE SADDLE EVERY OTHER PACE TO SYNCHRONIZE WITH THE HORSE GOING UP AND DOWN UNDER YOUR ASS
     OR YOU MAKE THE HORSE SLIP A DISK WITH YOUR ASS COMING DOWN ON IT
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     Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Nov-2025 02:24:05 JST Bread up, Bro

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     • GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell
     @nugger @GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell of course - but remember - what are you standing up in, and what is that attached to?
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     Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Nov-2025 02:30:54 JST Bread up, Bro

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     • madison
     @nugger @GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell @madison it feels like based on what I've read, women got into the massive gel pads in a big way first.
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     GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell (georgefloydlincolnrockwell@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 10-Nov-2025 02:30:55 JST GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell

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     • madison
     @madison @nugger women do not have a dick and balls though so compression on the perineum is not that big of a deal for them tbh, also the perineal region in females is a lot smaller because there is almost no distance between the vagina and butthole, unlike males who have an 1 half to 1+ inch long "grundle" region between the butthole and testicles with a lot of bloodflow traffic for important body parts including legs etc, not just the genitals. Women therefore tolerate bicycling more and are in fact loser wimps if they complain about 'painful ass' after cycling IMO
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     nugger@poa.st's status on Monday, 10-Nov-2025 02:30:55 JST nugger

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     • madison
     @GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell @madison NOPE, IT FUCKS WOMEN UP EVEN WORSE AND THEY TOLERATE CYCLING EVEN LESS BECAUSE OF IT
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     madison (madison@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 10-Nov-2025 02:30:56 JST madison

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     • GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell
     In the spin class they say if you want a break to stand and pedal that way, it's supposed to be easier but it's actually harder. So you have to pick between a harder workout or a painful ass. Either way you're a loser wimp who can't handle pain