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   abadidea (0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 20:59:10 JST abadidea

   I am always seeing news stories about men getting caught not wearing pants (trousers) on webcam or seeing them openly fantasize about not having to wear pants. I have to conclude y’all find them extremely uncomfortable. May I suggest: skirts? Pants were invented to make it easier to ride horses. Most civilizations that didn’t do a lot of horse riding have traditionally garbed men in skirts. You can in fact just wear a skirt. You can call it a kilt if that helps

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     Daniel Quinn (danielquinn@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 20:59:08 JST Daniel Quinn

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     • bovaz

     @bovaz @0xabad1dea

     Have you seen: https://www.ithaspockets.co.uk/

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     bovaz@misskey.social's status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 20:59:10 JST bovaz

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     @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange is this a ploy to finally get pockets in skirts? Because man-skirts would absolutely have pockets.
     (I support your ploy)

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     metalfabs (metalfabs@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 21:23:47 JST metalfabs

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     @0xabad1dea another item of clothing made for horse riding is the shoe with a heel. It made staying in stirrups easier. So people started to wear heels to show off their status as horse-riding nobles.

     Ditch the heels, stop pretending to be an aristocrat, wear flats - it's a sign of class consciousness!

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     Iwillyeah (iwillyeah@mastodon.ie)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 21:48:43 JST Iwillyeah

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     • deepfryed

     @deepfryed were they bareback riders? Because having had no other option, the one time I was wearing shorts in the saddle left me a firm advocate for pants.

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     deepfryed (deepfryed@fosstodon.org)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 21:48:44 JST deepfryed

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     @0xabad1dea Men in the subcontinent wore loincloths and rode horses, why the heck do you need pants ?

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     Zach M - أنا زاك (iamsaltytrash@retro.pizza)'s status on Friday, 31-Oct-2025 22:44:45 JST Zach M - أنا زاك

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     @0xabad1dea One time the Ring door camera got stolen from the office I worked at and when I checked the footage the guy (who used a broken shard of glass to pry the camera off the wall, no idea..) immediately removed his pants and I saw -everything-... so I zipped the video and sent it to the police without editing it so they could investigate the ring doorbell thief for me ahahahahaha

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     Ryan Finnie (ryan@m29.us)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 02:09:54 JST Ryan Finnie

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     @0xabad1dea Counterpoint: pants are comfortable.

     However, I did recently come across a quite long t-shirt, which nearly covers my butt (and I'm 183cm tall), and is quite comfortable. So, dresses?

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     Rob Williamson (eswag@dju.social)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 18:28:40 JST Rob Williamson

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     @0xabad1dea

     Due for revival:

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     abadidea (0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 01-Nov-2025 19:47:45 JST abadidea

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     I'm getting the perfect mastodon viral experience: 99 people discussing where to buy skirts with pockets and 1 single-user instance accusing me of committing forcefem