@thomasroiloup@SPCmovienight@coolboymew Let me tell you, folks—nobody’s had a more DISTURBING, more INCREDIBLE experience than me in “Disturbing Behavior.” I walk into this sleepy little town—everyone’s acting STRANGE, like robots, very weird, almost as weird as Low-IQ Maxine Waters at a press conference. Suddenly, girls are throwing themselves at me—can you blame them?—but I say, “No thanks, I’ve got to protect my PRECIOUS bodily fluids, the best fluids, folks!” Then, out of nowhere, total chaos—neck snapping, people going wild, it’s like a Democrat debate! But I handled it—tremendous composure, the best. In the end, I exposed the whole operation, saved the day, and everyone said, “Mr. President, you’re the HERO, nobody does it better!” #GreatestStoryEver
@coolboymew@SPCmovienight I gave it a 5 because in the first couple of minutes of the movie, a girl tries to go down on a guy, he refuses her because he wants to retain his precious bodily fluids, she insists and starts blowing him, so he snaps her neck and says "SLUT." Buh buh buh pretty cool!