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   ✧✦Catherine✦✧ (whitequark@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 02:23:16 JST ✧✦Catherine✦✧

   none of these words are in the bible

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     ✧✦Catherine✦✧ (whitequark@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 02:26:36 JST ✧✦Catherine✦✧

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     "likes are now florps. timeline goes sideways" ass corporate writing

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     flacs (flacs@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 02:47:11 JST flacs

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     @whitequark "1:1 cloud-encrypted" almost sounds like "end-to-end encrypted", amazing marketing, whoever came up with that should get an employee of the month award and then be put in a very deep dungeon

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     ✧✦Catherine✦✧ (whitequark@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 03:16:52 JST ✧✦Catherine✦✧

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     it took me until reading a reply from a very confused person to undestand what the everliving corporate fuck any of this means

     apparently if you call a person, on the phone, normally, google will "upgrade" it to a call made with "google meet". and they did this by deprecating a bunch of "google meet" features in the same breath?

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     ✧✦Catherine✦✧ (whitequark@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 03:19:17 JST ✧✦Catherine✦✧

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     i feel like my brain has turned into a soup and is slowly draining through my eardrums

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     ✧✦Catherine✦✧ (whitequark@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 03:19:32 JST ✧✦Catherine✦✧

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     • Daphne Preston-Kendal

     @dpk I DON'T KNOW

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     Daphne Preston-Kendal (dpk@chaos.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 03:19:33 JST Daphne Preston-Kendal

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     @whitequark Wait, all phone calls on Android are now going through Google’s servers? lol. lmao

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     Outfrost (outfrost@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 03:28:31 JST Outfrost

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     @whitequark i would never have figured that out from what you've screenshotted

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     ✧✦Catherine✦✧ (whitequark@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 03:33:55 JST ✧✦Catherine✦✧

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     • Outfrost

     @outfrost I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS IS CORRECT

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     ✧✦Catherine✦✧ (whitequark@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 04:05:31 JST ✧✦Catherine✦✧

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     ok i think this person knows what this means https://bsky.app/profile/avioletheart.me/post/3m2zeybi7vs2v

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     mcc (mcc@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 04:06:34 JST mcc

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     @whitequark can't believe they made a google just for allos

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     Michael Cook (foobarsoft@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 04:46:25 JST Michael Cook

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     @whitequark I love that this is basically an exact copy of a tweet about Google chat apps from 10+ years ago but all the names are different.

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     prozacchiwawa (prozacchiwawa@functional.cafe)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-2025 04:57:02 JST prozacchiwawa

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     @whitequark it feels like a time loop because i remember people posting exactly this in 2016. i literally can't remember just how many different things have been 'google meet' or 'google talk'.