How does this cut into all that time thinking about the Roman Empire?
"Have you ever looked at your buddy across the couch and thought, “Gee, I wonder if his semen is faster than mine?”
Eric Zhu, 18, turned that strange curiosity into an actual sports and entertainment business, one that investors are valuing at $75 million after pouring $10 million into a “seed round” (get it?) for Zhu’s nine-month-old company, Sperm Racing."
https://sfstandard.com/2025/09/27/sperm-racing-investors-blow-10-million-seed-round-sports-venture/