@ParadeGrotesque
I suggest you simply become a sovereign head of state, and then you won't need one
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botvolution (botvolution@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 01-Sep-2025 06:35:49 JST botvolution
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Parade du Grotesque 💀 (paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 01-Sep-2025 06:35:50 JST Parade du Grotesque 💀
Ladies and Gentlemen, I just spent the better part of an hour online, applying for an ETA (Authorization to travel to the UK*).
Just on that basis alone, I can now confirm that every single person from the UK should be BANNED from entering the EU, and a minimum import tax of 2000% should be imposed on all UK products entering the EU as well.
That is NOT how I wanted to spend the end of my weekend!
(* Yes, I know, but $REASONS force me to travel to London)
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