What's up with y'all's accent tho?
Y'all sound like you lived in Scotland until you were 10 and then lived the rest of your life in some small town 30 minutes north of Winnipeg nobody has ever heard of.
What's up with y'all's accent tho?
Y'all sound like you lived in Scotland until you were 10 and then lived the rest of your life in some small town 30 minutes north of Winnipeg nobody has ever heard of.
Average convoy of Greenway enjoyers signaling to pass you:
Imagine you're just riding your bike and a whole convoy of hipsters passes you, and theyre like on *pulls out stack of notes and fumbles them* dual unicycles with an 8 foot pole stilting each seat, that they're pedaling with their hands but is also assisted by a large NiMH battery powered motor, which the battery is on their back and covered by the Minnesota state flag bastardized into the pride flag.
Also, what the fuck is up with those...um...vehicles y'all ride around in?
Like, I'm trying to enjoy my walk on the lake and here comes someone on fucking roller skis. Why is that a thing that exists?!
You truly haven't experienced life until you fuck someone with a Minnesota accent.
Like, imagine you're just enjoying getting your guts beat in and you're trying not to laugh because they are pillow talking you with a similar tone and cadence as some guy who is placing an obnoxious order in at a microbrewery in rural Alberta.
The only difference between bears and twinks in Minnesota is twinks have slightly better groomed beards.
Nobody:
Every white Minnesotan guy:
I'm trying to have a conversation with you, but it takes you like 5 seconds to pronounce every vowel, and I already forgot what I was going to say.
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