Imagine you're just riding your bike and a whole convoy of hipsters passes you, and theyre like on *pulls out stack of notes and fumbles them* dual unicycles with an 8 foot pole stilting each seat, that they're pedaling with their hands but is also assisted by a large NiMH battery powered motor, which the battery is on their back and covered by the Minnesota state flag bastardized into the pride flag.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022148476888615","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-08-13:objectType=thread:nonce=1f1ace878d5c3d6d","notice_info":{"local_id":"10779345","source":"ActivityPub","repeat_of":"10779343"}},"published":"2025-08-13T16:16:13+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"title":"RamenCatholic repeated a notice by salad_bar_breath","verb":"share","url":"https:\/\/mindly.social\/users\/RamenCatholic\/statuses\/115022348207139856\/activity"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-original-tmp20241227035357.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-48-20241227052902.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-24-20241229170532.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"85489"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","note":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot"}},"content":"
I'm trying to have a conversation with you, but it takes you like 5 seconds to pronounce every vowel, and I already forgot what I was going to say.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022068116012372","object":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022068116012372","objectType":"note","content":"
I'm trying to have a conversation with you, but it takes you like 5 seconds to pronounce every vowel, and I already forgot what I was going to say.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022068116012372","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022064706680904","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022064706680904"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-08-13:objectType=thread:nonce=1f1ace878d5c3d6d","notice_info":{"local_id":"10779338","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-08-13T16:16:00+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022068116012372"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-original-tmp20241227035357.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-48-20241227052902.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-24-20241229170532.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"85489"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","note":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot"}},"content":"
Nobody:<\/p>
Every white Minnesotan guy:<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022081465500994","object":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022081465500994","objectType":"note","content":"
Nobody:<\/p>
Every white Minnesotan guy:<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022081465500994","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022068116012372","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022068116012372"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-08-13:objectType=thread:nonce=1f1ace878d5c3d6d","notice_info":{"local_id":"10779339","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-08-13T16:15:59+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022081465500994"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-original-tmp20241227035357.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-48-20241227052902.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-24-20241229170532.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"85489"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","note":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot"}},"content":"
The only difference between bears and twinks in Minnesota is twinks have slightly better groomed beards.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022088481399362","object":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022088481399362","objectType":"note","content":"
The only difference between bears and twinks in Minnesota is twinks have slightly better groomed beards.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022088481399362","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022081465500994","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022081465500994"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-08-13:objectType=thread:nonce=1f1ace878d5c3d6d","notice_info":{"local_id":"10779340","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-08-13T16:15:58+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022088481399362"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-original-tmp20241227035357.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-48-20241227052902.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-24-20241229170532.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"85489"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","note":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot"}},"content":"
You truly haven't experienced life until you fuck someone with a Minnesota accent. <\/p>
Like, imagine you're just enjoying getting your guts beat in and you're trying not to laugh because they are pillow talking you with a similar tone and cadence as some guy who is placing an obnoxious order in at a microbrewery in rural Alberta.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022118508255948","object":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022118508255948","objectType":"note","content":"
You truly haven't experienced life until you fuck someone with a Minnesota accent. <\/p>
Like, imagine you're just enjoying getting your guts beat in and you're trying not to laugh because they are pillow talking you with a similar tone and cadence as some guy who is placing an obnoxious order in at a microbrewery in rural Alberta.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022118508255948","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022088481399362","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022088481399362"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-08-13:objectType=thread:nonce=1f1ace878d5c3d6d","notice_info":{"local_id":"10779341","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-08-13T16:15:56+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022118508255948"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-original-tmp20241227035357.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-48-20241227052902.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-24-20241229170532.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"85489"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","note":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot"}},"content":"
Also, what the fuck is up with those...um...vehicles y'all ride around in? <\/p>
Like, I'm trying to enjoy my walk on the lake and here comes someone on fucking roller skis. Why is that a thing that exists?!<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022129324690281","object":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022129324690281","objectType":"note","content":"
Also, what the fuck is up with those...um...vehicles y'all ride around in? <\/p>
Like, I'm trying to enjoy my walk on the lake and here comes someone on fucking roller skis. Why is that a thing that exists?!<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022129324690281","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022118508255948","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022118508255948"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-08-13:objectType=thread:nonce=1f1ace878d5c3d6d","notice_info":{"local_id":"10779342","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-08-13T16:15:55+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022129324690281"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-original-tmp20241227035357.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-48-20241227052902.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-24-20241229170532.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"85489"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","note":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot"}},"content":"
Imagine you're just riding your bike and a whole convoy of hipsters passes you, and theyre like on *pulls out stack of notes and fumbles them* dual unicycles with an 8 foot pole stilting each seat, that they're pedaling with their hands but is also assisted by a large NiMH battery powered motor, which the battery is on their back and covered by the Minnesota state flag bastardized into the pride flag.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022148476888615","object":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022148476888615","objectType":"note","content":"
Imagine you're just riding your bike and a whole convoy of hipsters passes you, and theyre like on *pulls out stack of notes and fumbles them* dual unicycles with an 8 foot pole stilting each seat, that they're pedaling with their hands but is also assisted by a large NiMH battery powered motor, which the battery is on their back and covered by the Minnesota state flag bastardized into the pride flag.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022148476888615","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022129324690281","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022129324690281"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-08-13:objectType=thread:nonce=1f1ace878d5c3d6d","notice_info":{"local_id":"10779343","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-08-13T16:15:53+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022148476888615"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-original-tmp20241227035357.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-48-20241227052902.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-24-20241229170532.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"85489"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","note":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot"}},"content":"
Average convoy of Greenway enjoyers signaling to pass you:<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022170016937631","object":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022170016937631","objectType":"note","content":"
Average convoy of Greenway enjoyers signaling to pass you:<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022170016937631","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022148476888615","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022148476888615"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-08-13:objectType=thread:nonce=1f1ace878d5c3d6d","notice_info":{"local_id":"10779344","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-08-13T16:15:52+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022170016937631"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-original-tmp20241227035357.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-48-20241227052902.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-24-20241229170532.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"85489"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/85489-96-20241227161012.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"salad_bar_breath","displayName":"Rayne, Unexpired-Covid-Test-Having Bourgeois Ass","note":"she\/they, ella\/elleACABThis account supports Palestinians in their struggle for liberation against settler-colonialism \ud83c\uddf5\ud83c\uddf8Cat mom, veganarchist, amateur radio operator, math nerd and programmer, EMT (not working, licensed). US-based, living on stolen Osage\/Shawnee\/Peoria land. White. Sidechick (unretired).18+ only followers please.Gray ace & demi sex+ lesbian panish tendencies, nb trans woman. Relationship anarchistMarried to the lovely @sofia. @olives's kitten. Autistic.All OC licensed CC0 (unless otherwise noted), attribution appreciated but not required.Doing better. Give to mutual aid instead of me, prioritize black transfemmes.#nobot"}},"content":"
What's up with y'all's accent tho?<\/p>
Y'all sound like you lived in Scotland until you were 10 and then lived the rest of your life in some small town 30 minutes north of Winnipeg nobody has ever heard of.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-06-14:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022064706680904","object":{"id":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/users\/salad_bar_breath\/statuses\/115022064706680904","objectType":"note","content":"
What's up with y'all's accent tho?<\/p>
Y'all sound like you lived in Scotland until you were 10 and then lived the rest of your life in some small town 30 minutes north of Winnipeg nobody has ever heard of.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022064706680904","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-08-13:objectType=thread:nonce=1f1ace878d5c3d6d","notice_info":{"local_id":"10779334","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-08-13T16:15:13+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/todon.nl\/@salad_bar_breath\/115022064706680904"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/5492646","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}