Mr Johnson, I respectfully ask for your giant 'daughter's' hand in marriage.
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Partisan Night Slut :pns: (pns@noauthority.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Aug-2025 22:23:01 JST
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dictatordave (dictatordave@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Aug-2025 22:22:59 JST
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@PNS you ever nail a real tall chick? i'm not short by any stretch, 6', but you get some 6'-4" chick and its over, need a phone book as a booster to hit it from behind Blurry Moon likes this. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Aug-2025 22:29:13 JST
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His granddaughter also has a magic Johnson. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Aug-2025 22:33:04 JST
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Fixed it. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Aug-2025 22:55:56 JST
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That's the same picture. 😏 -
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homesteader_surfer (homesteader_surfer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Aug-2025 22:55:57 JST
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@Humpleupagus @PNS super fixed it -
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Squadalah_Man (squadalah_man@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Aug-2025 23:31:18 JST
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@Humpleupagus @PNS It is interesting the way they set everyone up for the picture. Seems intentionally set up so that the rest of the family can easily crop the picture so the mega baboon isn't in frame. ?? Humpleupagus ?? likes this. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Aug-2025 23:31:52 JST
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That's what my wife said, so I cropped it. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Aug-2025 23:41:15 JST
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All niggers are gay. -
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FED Enjoyer (red_hat@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Aug-2025 23:41:16 JST
FED Enjoyer
That whole fam is zesty. Zero chance that Johnson tripped and got aids, he got a load blown up his ass. -
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Special Guest Star (s2208@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Aug-2025 23:43:45 JST
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that and rappers ?? Humpleupagus ?? likes this. -
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dictatordave (dictatordave@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Aug-2025 23:43:46 JST
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@Humpleupagus @Red_Hat @PNS @Squadalah_Man bunch of mommas boys too
notice that lately? they all say 'call muh momma'
and what do we expect tho, they're raised by toxic women and have no father figures at all, not even in their pop culture
which is another reason they aren't like us
in the 80s you still had action heroes that the guys without dads could look up to, who the fuck are they looking up to now? some faggy marvel dweeb thats lead around by some half breed dyke? -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Aug-2025 23:44:55 JST
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> Gender was created by slave masters so they could buck break us. -
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