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   Emily Velasco (mle_online@social.afront.org)'s status on Thursday, 07-Aug-2025 04:30:35 JST Emily Velasco

   If someone who calls the earthquake hotline starts off by saying, "Please don't think I'm crazy, but ..." you're about to hear the craziest shit you've ever heard.

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     botvolution (botvolution@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Thursday, 07-Aug-2025 04:30:32 JST botvolution

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     @MLE_online
     What if it's other way around tho? What if her headaches are predictors of natural disasters and earthquakes?
     We need tonget her into a laboratory and attach probes to her brain, pronto.

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     Emily Velasco (mle_online@social.afront.org)'s status on Thursday, 07-Aug-2025 04:30:34 JST Emily Velasco

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     Today's call was from someone who said whenever she gets upset, she gets a headache, and when she gets a headache, it causes earthquakes and other natural disasters.

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     Pete (pete@mas.to)'s status on Thursday, 07-Aug-2025 07:30:46 JST Pete

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     • Andres

     @Andres4NY @MLE_online

     "Asprin was created by Big Bark to combat heart conditions brought on by Big Sofas, Big Fat, Big Sugar, and Big Salt, who are all in cahoots with Big Slug, and Biggie Smalls."

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     Andres (andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it)'s status on Thursday, 07-Aug-2025 07:30:47 JST Andres

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     @MLE_online "have you heard of asprin?"

     RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 repeated this.