Went to a seedy massage place for a rub n tug, as the lady was wanking me off she said after she felt a lump on one of my balls. Went and got it checked, caught testicular cancer super early and it saved me. When back to the parlour months later and gave her a £700 tip.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 25-Jul-2025 03:20:11 JST
Fesshole 🧻
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Dror Bedrack (drorbedrack@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 25-Jul-2025 03:36:49 JST
Dror Bedrack
@fesshole it's nice to hear a story with a happy ending
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BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺 (bonehousewasps@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 25-Jul-2025 03:46:50 JST
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@fesshole Just the tip?
Sorry. #FuckCancer
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Timmy O'Danaos (odanaos@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 25-Jul-2025 06:32:09 JST
Timmy O'Danaos
@fesshole Is that what "seedy" means?
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CaveDave (engravecavedave@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 26-Jul-2025 20:37:31 JST
CaveDave
@fesshole this is why you should always appreciate your local sex worker
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