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Don&#39;t like gender norms as they haven&#39;t been invented yet#NoAI #NoBot #NoIndex #NoSearch #nobridge","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@engravecavedave","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"engravecavedave","displayName":"CaveDave","note":"Sometimes I&#39;m amusingFediverse resident Neanderthal 30,000 years old (or 30 but close enough)he\/him. Don&#39;t like gender norms as they haven&#39;t been invented yet#NoAI #NoBot #NoIndex #NoSearch #nobridge"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> this is why you should always appreciate your local sex worker<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-22:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/engravecavedave\/statuses\/114919330343790267","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/engravecavedave\/statuses\/114919330343790267","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> this is why you should always appreciate your local sex 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Dad of two. Husband of one. Ongoing interest in but denier of conspiracy theories.Martial artist (but not one of &#39;those ones&#39;). Kung fu, Tai Chi, etc.Bass player. New music.\ud83e\udd18 Elegant geezer. The opposite of &#39;woke&#39; is &#39;cunt&#39;. Bournemouth, UK. \ud83c\uddec\ud83c\udde7 \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa \ud83d\uddfa\ufe0f","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@BonehouseWasps","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"BonehouseWasps","displayName":"BoneHouseWasps\ud83d\udd36\ud83c\uddec\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Pro creative designer. Dad of two. Husband of one. Ongoing interest in but denier of conspiracy theories.Martial artist (but not one of &#39;those ones&#39;). Kung fu, Tai Chi, etc.Bass player. New music.\ud83e\udd18 Elegant geezer. The opposite of &#39;woke&#39; is &#39;cunt&#39;. 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Dont feel so good about that.Sharing and liking stuff that I like, find funny or interesting. Could be anything, really.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@DrorBedrack","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"DrorBedrack","displayName":"Dror Bedrack","note":"Live in Israel. Dont feel so good about that.Sharing and liking stuff that I like, find funny or interesting. Could be anything, really."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> it's nice to hear a story with a happy ending<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-22:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/DrorBedrack\/statuses\/114909654543228106","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/DrorBedrack\/statuses\/114909654543228106","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> it's nice to hear a story with a happy ending<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@DrorBedrack\/114909654543228106","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/114909590722778614","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/114909590722778614"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-07-24:objectType=thread:nonce=b6c564842dbbed0b","notice_info":{"local_id":"10598826","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-07-24T18:36:49+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@DrorBedrack\/114909654543228106"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"<p>Went to a seedy massage place for a rub n tug, as the lady was wanking me off she said after she felt a lump on one of my balls. Went and got it checked, caught testicular cancer super early and it saved me. When back to the parlour months later and gave her a \u00a3700 tip.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-22:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/114909590722778614","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/114909590722778614","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Went to a seedy massage place for a rub n tug, as the lady was wanking me off she said after she felt a lump on one of my balls. Went and got it checked, caught testicular cancer super early and it saved me. When back to the parlour months later and gave her a \u00a3700 tip.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/114909590722778614","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-07-24:objectType=thread:nonce=b6c564842dbbed0b","notice_info":{"local_id":"10598587","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-07-24T18:20:11+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/114909590722778614"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/5402078","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}