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homeless guy asks for a light and I say I don't smoke while holding this
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Arsonmaxxing grindset.
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@RustyCrab I actually carry around a lighter in case I ever need to maliciously start a fire, light someone up, or a survival situation. Its also a good tool. I use it for wiring things (melting solder butt connectors and heat shrink)
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@Hoss @RustyCrab its a brass zipper. Its nice but leaves my hands smelling like brass when I fidget with it
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Get a sterling silver zippo.
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@Hoss @RustyCrab I lose things too easily.
I dont buy things intended for edc if I cant edc them, hence why I dont have a $300 pocket knife or expensive wallet.
Ill settle for the 6 year old, once chewed up by a dog leather wallet I got from an ex, my vosteed raccoon, and my brass zippo
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@Hoss @RustyCrab had an oh shit moment, when they went to metal detect me they didnt have a bin to put my stuff in so i just held it in my hand and concealed it with my keys and phone and walked into the venue with my knife lmao
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I lost a $300 switchblade that I accidentally had on me when I was about to go through security for my sister's college graduation. Had an "oh fuck" moment while standing in line, and then in what was retrospectively a very conspicuous moment of panic I stepped out of line and went around the corner to toss it in the bushes. Pretty sure one of the security guys went and grabbed it like a minute later because it was gone when I came back.
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I thought about palming it behind my phone, but in the heat of the moment risking a confrontation with security at my sister's graduation just didn't seem worth it. I should've left it at the hotel, it was my fault for slipping it in my pocket out of habit.
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I wasn't even sure what the laws were on switchblades in the state (looked it up later, they're less restrictive than my home state) and since the university police running the checkpoints were functionally equivalent to the regular city police, I figured it wasn't worth a risking a weapons charge. If it was a folder it'd be one thing, but we have retarded laws regarding switchblades specifically that vary widely across local jurisdictions.
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@Hoss @creamqueen @RustyCrab what confrontation, just say "whoops sorry, i'll give it up" if you get caught
whereas if you freak out and try to dispose of it you are 100% getting caught
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@Hoss @RustyCrab @hakui cant carry a knife over 4 inches in my state but I have a fishing license and a fishing rod in my car so my big ass bayonet and machete are legal to carry
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@hakui @RustyCrab @Hoss black people are more likely to get a dozen chances from police than white people
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@Hoss @RustyCrab @creamqueen i was going to say "well but you're not melaninated right" but realized that only means you don't get vented on sight, and has nothing to do with getting charged or not
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Nigs are incapable of understanding that even if you are being unjustly arrested (lmao) there is literally no scenario in which resisting the arrest is going to help your already really bad situation.
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Meanwhile a SWAT team is sent to a White guy's hotel room to make him play the world's deadliest game of Simon Says because some histrionic foid said she might've seen a man holding something vaguely gun shaped in the window, maybe.
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@Hoss @RustyCrab @hakui "im not resisting officah" *cop has a black eye and a bloody nose from the non resistive fight where you kicked them in the face in a non-resistive and complaint manner after getting tased, pepper sprayed, guns pulled on you, and you still didnt drop the knife
"Officah I cant breeve officah"
Yea you fucking nigger you got enough mace and beanbags to put down a horse. They should've shot you you fucking boon.
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Don't forget the classic "I'M NOT RESISTING DAWG I'M NOT RESISTING" while you can see the suspect visibly resisting on bodycam. I hate cops, but once you watch enough bodycam footage you kinda understand why back in the good ol' days they'd just beat the absolute shit out of suspects with billy clubs and tell booking they found 'em like that.
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@Hoss @RustyCrab @hakui every bodycam video i watch the nog goes "i cant breeve" while sitting in cuffs in the cruiser witu the window cracked and the AC on
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@Hoss @RustyCrab @hakui bodycams made me respect cops but not the ones in my town
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Bodycams didn't really make me respect cops, they mostly just confirmed that uniformed patrol duty is the worst fucking job ever and that's why it's delegated to cops too retarded to make detective and new rookies.
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The pig who shot him was never charged and later fled the country for the Philippines IIRC.
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@Hoss @RustyCrab @creamqueen @hakui Did those faggot pigs ever get punished for that?