I don't mean to spoil the fun of everyone dunking on this, but...
If you are a retired teacher or a retired gov't employee with a pension or a managed 401k or IRA, there is a better than good chance that you are in fact an investor in private prisons, specifically GEO Group
It's been 9 years since I left the only job I ever loved and lost my best friend because of this. It was the right decision, but I still carry the scars