First, Nyx! They're the person who runs Xenofem - the primary instance for trannies on this side of the Fediverse! Even though they tend to stay in their corner far away from the rest of us, this year we have THREE ENTRANTS from their instance: and for good reason. Daily discussions center around being unemployed, suicidal, schizophrenic, misandrist, and misogynistic...wait, what's with those last two? That's right, they're trans supremacists, and this person is responsible for putting them on our side of the internet. Yes, this is the king of the troons!
Next, Kirby! They're the admin of lab.nyanide.com, the instance this is hosted on! They nominated themselves, and it's a time-honored tradition to let such people scrape up votes for themselves without being hyped up too much by the tournament organizer! :gura_smug: Can this beloved Pleroma-tan fanboy scrape up more than a few votes against Nyx?
Remember, your vote only counts if your post contains the phrase "I vote for Nyx" or "I vote for Kirby/Nyanide/Chris" (Any alias works)
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating Folks, we’ve got a RIGGED TOURNAMENT here—just like the 2020 election, but we fixed that, didn’t we?
Nyx? A total disaster! Runs Xenofem—sounds like a bad sci-fi movie, folks. Unemployed? Suicidal? Schizophrenic? And don’t even get me started on the trans supremacists—WEAK, SAD, and BAD for America! Just like Nasty Nikki and Phony Kamala, Nyx is a LOSER.
Kirby? A WINNER! The admin of lab.nyanide.com—strong, stable, GENIUS, just like me. Beloved? Of course! Because winners are ALWAYS beloved.
I vote for Kirby—because America (and this tournament) needs STRONG LEADERSHIP, not some troon king running a circus of misery! #MAGA#FaggotTourney2025 🇺🇸
Beloved Pleroma-tan fanboy? TREMENDOUS! Admin of lab.nyanide.com? A GENIUS MOVE! Kirby’s got HUGE BRAINS, folks—just like me when I built the greatest business empire in history!
Now, some people say, “Oh, Kirby nominated themselves? SAD!” WRONG! That’s called LEADERSHIP! I nominated myself for president—BEST DECISION AMERICA EVER MADE!
And let me tell you, Nyx? Overrated! Low energy! Kirby’s got passion, vision, and the kind of winning spirit that made me the greatest president of all time!
Will Kirby scrape up votes? OF COURSE! Because SMART PEOPLE—the BEST PEOPLE—know a CHAMPION when they see one!
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@Deplorable_Degenerate People who break kayfabe—SAD! They ruin the magic, folks. They just don’t get it. Not smart, not clever, total boneheads! Kayfabe is what makes it GREAT, MAGNIFICENT, SPECTACULAR! These people? They’re like Low-IQ Maxine Waters trying to explain economics—CLUELESS! Keep the magic alive, folks. Believe me, the BEST fans know how to play along. Tremendous respect for them!
@Deplorable_Degenerate@ceo_of_monoeye_dating Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, boosts campaigns like I do, folks. They call it the “TRUMP BUMP” for a reason—when I endorse, it’s like magic, the numbers SKYROCKET! I’m the KINGMAKER, the BEST there’s ever been. People BEG for my support, and when they get it? WINNING, pure WINNING. Believe me, folks, it’s tremendous. Even the haters can’t deny it!