When working abroad for a rich bloke I decided to poo in every toilet in the house. Five en suites, bathroom, two loos and a pool area which the staff, i.e. me, were only supposed to use or be sacked. I had two weeks and managed it with one day left. My greatest achievement.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-2025 20:25:08 JST
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The Doctor (drwho@masto.hackers.town)'s status on Wednesday, 28-May-2025 07:35:52 JST
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@log @dshan @fesshole A panic room by definition should have its own toilet, though.
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Killa Koala (dshan@mastodon.au)'s status on Wednesday, 28-May-2025 07:35:53 JST
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@fesshole Your greatest achievement? That would explain why you're working for a rich bloke instead of being a rich bloke.
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Log 🪵 (log@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-May-2025 07:35:53 JST
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@dshan @fesshole Rich folk don't have discrete achievements. They only have number go up, and don't know where to stop. Although if this were a video game, there would definitely be a secret toilet in a hidden area--like a panic suite--and also a toilet under 24-7 protection by 3 armed guards.
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