Good evening, bad children.
Back to the grind for me today ~ with a new bit of :fire_animated: to start the week off right.
Good evening, bad children.
Back to the grind for me today ~ with a new bit of :fire_animated: to start the week off right.
Other people's gears, usually.
What are you grinding?
Crap. I was hoping for hamburgers
We can get those delivered. It's [THE CURRENT YEAR].
I don't like it when underpaid people touch my food.
Me either, but I can't eat a burger without picking it up so I had to get over that aversion pretty quickly.
*jar walls
You could just have Sui force feed you.
Anyways, I'm screwed because you and I both know that i am grossly overpaid for anything i do.
If Clinton hadn't closed all the asylums in the 90s I'd be making paper flowers and drawing on my cell walls for free
😤
Great, now that's going to be stuck in my head for days. It's so catchy.
That reminds me of the classic tune Ziplock Bodybag by Exhumed.
"Cavities are opened, innards dislocated Gastric fluid gurgles, as your entrails are masticated Vile evisceration, discarded in a box Liquefacted autopsy, I ladle the cadaverous slop… Peeling the perforated skin Scour the malignant scabs I collect the putrid offal In a ziploc body bag."
This thread is zesty.
Unless they look like massive rambling gothic cathedrals i don't want nothing to do with them
I put the 'i' in 'insomnia' but there is an extra 'i' available ~ you can have that one if you'd like.
I had a funny joke but started thinking a out cough syrup and forgot what it was 🤷🏻♂️
You don't even need to take it, just think about it.
Great now the rest of us have to suffer with nsomna.
Ask your doctor if NSOMNA™️ is right for you.
[It isn't.]
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