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   CapitalB (capitalb@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 05:29:59 JST CapitalB

   How long can I live without mobile Internet? I use public wifi in stores, in trains, in busses, in front of hotels etc. and depending on the way I have near seamless coverage. When will they force us to be 24/7 connected? Can they?

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 05:29:57 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Martti
     I checked the NIH, and 100% of people who don't use mobile internet die within 6 months.
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     Martti (mar77i@gleasonator.com)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 05:29:58 JST Martti

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     @CapitalB That mainly depends on whose rules you want to live by.
     
     You can pay in cash or use your credit card or mobile wallet. You can keep a paper journal with phone numbers and notes and your personal todo lists. Or you can put it to the cloud, and trust some company to both retain your data and keep it secret.
     
     You can also engage in more hobbies and pastimes that do not require an internet connection. Read books made out of paper. Play classic consoles. Your time is more yours when you do. Either you need your daily dose of doomscrolling or you can watch your plants thrive while watering them.
     
     It's a choice.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 05:37:16 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Martti
     Their hearts stopped beating.
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     Martti (mar77i@gleasonator.com)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 05:37:17 JST Martti

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     @Humpleupagus @CapitalB Define "die". If that means they become entirely invisible to Big Tech and the government institutions who have long turned to the former to keep track of the unwashed masses...
     
     Like Jesus didn't die. He just decided to live on the other side of the fence in this Brave New World.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 05:48:18 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • DeezMistaReez :verified:
     At least I can't play doom on my dildo.
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     DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 05:48:19 JST DeezMistaReez :verified:

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     • Martti
     I hear that any electronic device not connected to the jew network simply dissolves like Thanos’ finger snap after six months.
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     DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 05:48:19 JST DeezMistaReez :verified:

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     • DeezMistaReez :verified:
     That’s why they’re desperately trying to connect your dishwasher, toaster, steam iron, and refrigerator to the network. They’ll all be gone soon. I think ceiling fans have an app now.
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     DeezMistaReez :verified: (deezmistareez@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 05:51:48 JST DeezMistaReez :verified:

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     • Martti
     >Doom has reached your internal organs
     >virus detected
     >please eject device
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 05:51:48 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • DeezMistaReez :verified:
     https://www.destructoid.com/dong-doom-makes-the-1993-classic-more-pleasurable-than-you-might-be-ready-for/