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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 05:38:12 JST pistolero
@pernia @twl @sysrq @shibao @sevvie @pwm @prettygood @mint @f0x @echo @dsm @dj @dcc
> p goons - 0 votes
> p does not touch his pp - 0 votes
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þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 11:58:43 JST þernia
@p @dj @dcc @pwm @dsm @f0x @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo ur poll had no votes either, smart guy pistolero likes this.pwm repeated this. -
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 11:59:23 JST pistolero
@pernia @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @f0x @mint @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 12:06:37 JST pistolero
@pernia @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @f0x @mint @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl 22 to 3, man. Not lookin' good. pwm likes this. -
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þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 12:06:38 JST þernia
@p @dj @dcc @pwm @dsm @f0x @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo adultered, those results didnt reach (which means votes from gay instamces that bloxk salon) -
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Miscbrains:beastie::segasaturn: (miscbrains@misc.brainsoap.net)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 12:09:25 JST Miscbrains:beastie::segasaturn:
@p@fsebugoutzone.org @pernia@cum.salon @dcc@annihilation.social @dj@ak.parcero.casa @dsm@fsebugoutzone.org @echo@stereophonic.space @f0x@fsebugoutzone.org @mint@ryona.agency @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer @pwm@darkdork.dev @sevvie@fsebugoutzone.org @shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev @sysrq@lab.nyanide.com @twl@pleroma.8777.ch lies and damn lies (statistics) will bear this out most likely.
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 12:15:08 JST pistolero
@pernia @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @f0x @mint @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl I'm just sayin', man. -
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þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 12:15:09 JST þernia
@p @dj @dcc @pwm @dsm @f0x @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo windows has more users than linux and linux than plan9... Whats ur point -
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 12:27:24 JST pistolero
@pernia @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @f0x @mint @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl Reduces prostate cancer odds by 75%. 75%! -
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þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 12:27:25 JST þernia
@p @dj @dcc @pwm @dsm @f0x @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo ok, chronic masturbator -
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sevvie Rose :verified: (sevvie@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 12:37:13 JST sevvie Rose :verified:
@p @pernia @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @f0x @mint @prettygood @pwm @shibao @sysrq @twl pernia calling someone else a chronic masturbator is fucking wild. good night san diego, stay beautiful. -
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 12:37:56 JST pistolero
@sevvie @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @f0x @mint @pernia @prettygood @pwm @shibao @sysrq @twl
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Rock DJ :catcrunk: :gigachad: :lmde: (dj@ak.parcero.casa)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 12:44:41 JST Rock DJ :catcrunk: :gigachad: :lmde:
@p @dcc @pernia @pwm @dsm @f0x @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo
Brings new meaning to the term chronic masturbaterpistolero likes this. -
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fighter! (f0x@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:03:11 JST fighter!
@pernia @p @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @mint @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl enjoy your cancer? routinely cleaning the pipes while also releasing emotion is good for guys. if you jack it more than once a week it's technically excessive for the former application. of course, excessive input on the pleasure center will degrade it, obviously, but if you have even half a mind you'll know how to jork in moderation. It's a science, not an opinion. -
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þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:03:12 JST þernia
@p @dj @dcc @pwm @dsm @f0x @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo coomer cope lol -
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pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:04:12 JST pwm
@f0x @dj @dcc @pernia @dsm @p @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo I'mma tell my doctor that you told me to jork my peanuts once a week and see what he thinks pistolero likes this. -
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fighter! (f0x@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:10:22 JST fighter!
@pernia @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @mint @p @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl he's properly caring for his male apparatus. you're just jealous you cannot properly maneuver an apparatus with either hand. -
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þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:10:23 JST þernia
@f0x @dj @dcc @pwm @dsm @p @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo hes literally jacking despite breaking his hand. Cant go a damn day without stroking it. His hands are hairy and his fingers sticky -
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fighter! (f0x@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:10:51 JST fighter!
@pwm @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @mint @p @pernia @prettygood @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl telling doctors anything and asking for their "medical opinion" back has been detrimental to the human race. pick up a goddamned anatomy book or stay clueless, but don't follow retardation. -
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:30:38 JST pistolero
@f0x @pernia @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @mint @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl
> more than once a week it's technically excessive
The prostate cancer thing, that was 3-4 per week. Below that and your odds of prostate cancer quadruple. -
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:31:45 JST pistolero
@pernia @f0x @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @mint @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl The low-T man has difficulty understanding the mind of the high-T man. -
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fighter! (f0x@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:31:45 JST fighter!
@p @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @mint @pernia @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl that wouldn't make sense for the natural cycle of sperm though? -
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:32:26 JST pistolero
@pernia @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @f0x @mint @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl This one is made up, man. pwm likes this. -
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þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:32:27 JST þernia
@f0x @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @mint @p @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl he will literally numb his hand so it feels like a stranger is jacking him off. -
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pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:33:13 JST pwm
@p @dj @dcc @pernia @dsm @f0x @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo M'aiq knows much; tells some. pistolero likes this. -
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fighter! (f0x@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:33:19 JST fighter!
@p @pernia @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @mint @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl he's hallucinating, someone put a wallet in his mouth. -
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pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:33:39 JST pwm
@f0x @dj @dcc @pernia @dsm @p @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo weird choice. It'd be quicker with a gun? pistolero likes this. -
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:34:05 JST pistolero
@pernia @f0x @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @mint @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl
> i can operate any aparatus, with either hand.
Oh, you do that "skiing" thing that is so popular in the pornos.
Don't give dudes handies unless you're getting some money out of it, pernis.pwm likes this. -
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þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:34:06 JST þernia
@f0x @dj @dcc @pwm @dsm @p @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo i can operate any aparatus, with either hand. As for the male one, ive only operated my own, for the record. pwm repeated this. -
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pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:34:52 JST pwm
@p @dj @dcc @pernia @dsm @f0x @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo Could have just written
> Don't give dudes handiespistolero likes this. -
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:40:44 JST pistolero
@f0x @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @mint @pernia @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl They live 1-2 weeks and degrade over time. It's a FIFO, though, so apparently squeezin' one out less than 12 hours before the Event makes the chance of healthy offspring higher. But that's just sperm; the prostate is a gland with muscles and you can't just use it once a week and expect it to be reliable. pwm likes this. -
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:41:25 JST pistolero
@f0x @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @mint @pernia @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl He's hallucinating, someone grab his wallet. :ancapshades: pwm likes this. -
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fighter! (f0x@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:42:34 JST fighter!
@p @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @mint @pernia @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl oh right, the thing exists also . adoy .. -
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 13:45:59 JST pistolero
@pwm @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @f0x @mint @pernia @prettygood @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl :amansgottaeat: -
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pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 14:00:14 JST pwm
@pernia @dj @dcc @dsm @f0x @p @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo nothing but featherweight 0.5 ounce triggers in my arsenal. Sneeze in my direction and I'm copping a negligent discharge -
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þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 14:00:15 JST þernia
@pwm @dj @dcc @dsm @f0x @p @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo id like to watch your old man fingera snap on a trigger pwm likes this. -
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þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 14:04:25 JST þernia
@pwm @dj @dcc @dsm @f0x @p @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo women are very trigger happy. Maybe you should be a female cop pwm likes this. -
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pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 14:05:00 JST pwm
@pernia @dj @dcc @dsm @f0x @p @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo I would have a much better existence if I could. I'll remember that when I reroll after I accidentally kms myself in some comedic way -
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 14:19:29 JST pistolero
@f0x @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @mint @pernia @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl
:manhattan: THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE :manhattan3: -
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pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 14:52:30 JST pistolero
@pernia @f0x @dcc @dj @dsm @echo @mint @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl pernia, my hand hurts and I am not wasting my typing on arguing with you about what is a reasonable amount of masturbation to engage in. I'm the hell out of this thread. -
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þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 14:52:31 JST þernia
@f0x @dj @dcc @pwm @dsm @p @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo dudes a complete coomer, im telling you. Can keep his hands off it -
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di0nysius the patomskyite (dsm@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 07:08:04 JST di0nysius the patomskyite
@f0x @pernia @dcc @dj @echo @mint @p @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl
10 hours, studying how another man masturbates. This nigga gay. This nigga a fruit loop.Phantasm likes this. -
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fighter! (f0x@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 07:08:07 JST fighter!
@pernia @dsm @dcc @dj @echo @mint @p @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl then, you are -
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þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 07:08:09 JST þernia
@dsm @dj @dcc @pwm @f0x @p @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo nope. If i did i'd be wrong -
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di0nysius the patomskyite (dsm@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 07:08:11 JST di0nysius the patomskyite
@pernia @p @dcc @dj @echo @f0x @mint @prettygood @pwm @sevvie @shibao @sysrq @twl
You talk like a Spinster. Retarded. -
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þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 07:08:12 JST þernia
@p @dj @dcc @pwm @dsm @f0x @sevvie @sysrq @shibao @twl @mint @prettygood @echo bro, ur addicted to jacking off. Its not a T thing