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"Make the Nords prejudiced against the cat-men. Write it really strongly."
"But it turns out the khajiit are just like us, right?"
"No, they really are all thieves, skooma addicts, and smugglers.
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The Khajit don't even really try to hide their duplicitous ways. A strange honesty of their dishonesty.
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@MK2boogaloo "What about the Argonians?"
"Slaves, prostitutes, and criminals."
"And then we find out..."
"That they're not very good those things either."
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@snappler "Make the Dunmers really despised by the Nords too"
"So they're going to get slaughtered and oppressed right?"
"Nah just some segregation, also make the female Dunmers exceptionally cute and racist"
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I wonder why the Gray Quarter is a shithole. Surely it's the Nords' fault.
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@MK2boogaloo @snappler
"Redguards are black."
"And their racial ability?"
"They run fast."
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@MK2boogaloo I wish the game had a mode where you could make non-hero characters. I want to run around the world as a khajit stealing shit to fuel my skooma addiction.
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@bronze @MK2boogaloo i always play as the hero doing everything ha...
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@bronze @MK2boogaloo no i mean its a me thing
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@mischievoustomato @MK2boogaloo I know, but if only there was a mod where you're not the dragon born and your plopped down into some random city to fuck around. I think the closest I've seen is the "live another life" mod.
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@Hoss @MK2boogaloo
It's a cultural thing, they literally worship gods and demons that represent theft and deception, they're also hedonists that have normalized drug consumption to such an extent that it's part of their diet and cuisine.
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@Hoss @MK2boogaloo @snappler
Many moons ago I recall that the first time you visit that town you'll see two retards bullying a random dunmer because racism.
Then if you go to that dunmer ghetto, you'll see one of them has a trade spot and an Empire fan shrine on his room and several letters discussing how the guy is basically an agent spying the town and sending intel back to Solitude. He's the worst agent ever as he has a shitload of incriminating evidence in clear sight, and he does nothing if you try to read his shit, but I guess the devs has to cut corners/were too lazy to code and also had consider the average IQ of their playerbase, most people didn't even notice this and it's not even hidden.
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It's genius when you think about it. Where's the last place anybody would ever think to look for evidence of espionage? In documents laying completely out in the open. If I was a spy I'd leave all the important communications with my handler sitting in the junk mail pile.