Ben Royce 🇺🇦
"#US #FDA suspends #milk quality tests amid workforce cuts"
Now, this may worry some of you
But there's no need to worry
Because the #USA govt is also not reporting #disease outbreaks anymore
So you can relax:
When you're deathly ill from Listeria, it won't bother anyone!
And since they will no longer test cows for #birdFlu, there will be no evidence of it. Why waste your money on something there is no evidence of?
This is great!
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Miakoda
Food contamination is high on my list of phobias. I am not having g a good time.
Miakoda
I'm worried about the cream in my coffee. Even powdered shit is milk and could be contaminated. It's not something I can cook the germs out of
samiamsam
same
i stopped eating tuna fish in cans or pouches because i cook everything thoroughly
i don't drink milk but i do like cheese so i'm getting concerned about that too
i eat about 8 things now because i keep being worried about stuff like food safety
i haven't had a salad in a decade
MostlyTato
Ben Royce 🇺🇦
woke liberals believe in science
science tells woke liberals {X} may harm you
therefore, only woke liberals will be harmed by {X}
MAGA is safe, because they don't believe in science, so {X} can't harm them
that makes sense
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Skjeggtroll
At some point, we're going to have to ask if some of these actors are deliberately _trying_ to increase death rates.
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