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M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 03-Apr-2025 04:21:54 JST M. Night Charlemayne
Gf calls me while I'm at work to tell me there's a deal bird in the yard. I tell her to get the shovel and scoop it up then dump it in the garbage. She says she can't
I'm like you're doctor. You trained on cadavers. You can't scoop a dead bird?
She confirms this is true and she is not in fact a strong independent woman who don't need no man-
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 03-Apr-2025 04:21:52 JST BowserNoodle ☦️
@DEERBLOOD @Turdicus Make sure you call her "little girl" and "woman" condescendingly after you take care of it, followed by a slap on the butt. -
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M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 03-Apr-2025 04:21:53 JST M. Night Charlemayne
@Turdicus Naturally -
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Turdicus (turdicus@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 03-Apr-2025 04:21:54 JST Turdicus
@DEERBLOOD do you make her say the line through gritted teeth everytime she needs you to do a simple task
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