@temerity@kolektiva.social i keep a firearm near mine, in case it starts making any funny noises or starts to get any big ideas.
not a spell, i know. but it hasn't fucked up since.
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purple 👊✊💨 (purple@nya.social)'s status on Sunday, 30-Mar-2025 10:26:53 JST purple 👊✊💨
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Izzy (izzy@social.shadowkat.net)'s status on Sunday, 30-Mar-2025 10:27:56 JST Izzy
@purple @temerity at one point my mum punched a malfunctioning printer and killed it
we set up the replacement next to it and it hasn't misbehaved yetDoughnut Lollipop 【記録係】:blobfoxgooglymlem: likes this.Doughnut Lollipop 【記録係】:blobfoxgooglymlem: repeated this. -
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Izzy (izzy@social.shadowkat.net)'s status on Sunday, 30-Mar-2025 10:28:48 JST Izzy
@purple @temerity I guess the moral of the story is that substantiated threats of violence work on printers Doughnut Lollipop 【記録係】:blobfoxgooglymlem: likes this. -
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purple 👊✊💨 (purple@nya.social)'s status on Sunday, 30-Mar-2025 10:34:29 JST purple 👊✊💨
@izzy@social.shadowkat.net @temerity@kolektiva.social the bones of the predecessor shall serve as the throne of the new print-god
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