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   Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 06:05:00 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

   i want a pkill roulette
   
   every 5 minutes, a random process gets kill -9 'd as root

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     Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 06:12:38 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

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     • sodiboo

     @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud huh wait let's try it

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     sodiboo (sodiboo@gaysex.cloud)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 06:12:39 JST sodiboo

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     @jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com
     #!/bin/sh while sleep 300 do ls /proc | grep -E '^[0-9]+$' | shuf -n 1 | xargs pkill -9 done

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     Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 06:24:13 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

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     • sodiboo

     @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud i'll do you one better
     
     https://gist.github.com/CPlusPatch/5e8c5eac5e4567b0e3e4f9c630af3776

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     Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 06:33:10 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

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     • sodiboo

     @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud i spent like four minutes on this total and three of those were spent on https://search.nixos.org 😭
     
     i updated it

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     sodiboo (sodiboo@gaysex.cloud)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 06:33:12 JST sodiboo

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     @jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com boo why are you putting the script in /etc and putting a POSIX shebang but using bash features and running it with bash from the active /etc directory. just set ExecStart = pkgs.writeScript "pid-roulette.sh" '' ... ''; and let Nix handle setting the shebang to a deterministic path.

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     Jesse 🇫🇷 (jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 06:34:47 JST Jesse 🇫🇷

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     • sodiboo

     @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud dont bully me :neocat_cry:

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     sodiboo (sodiboo@gaysex.cloud)'s status on Monday, 24-Mar-2025 07:48:46 JST sodiboo

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     @jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com here's a secret 'nother resource you need: https://ryantm.github.io/nixpkgs/builders/trivial-builders/

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