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   Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:08:53 JST Alice McFlurry :bc:

   I like bicycle shorts because people assume it means I’m athletic, but it's really only so my thighs don’t rub together.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:08:48 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     @Alice Tell your aunt my crotch thanks her.

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     Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:08:49 JST Alice McFlurry :bc:

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     • Mr. Funk E. Dude

     @Mrfunkedude Correction: I reached out to her on Facebook and she said they're protected wetlands, but I’m sure they're capable of serving a similar purpose should you ever find yourself in the Hamptons.

     RamenCatholic 🐢 🌈 repeated this.
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     Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:08:50 JST Alice McFlurry :bc:

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     • Mr. Funk E. Dude

     @Mrfunkedude This is not a euphemism. My aunt has a swamp on her property that I’m almost pretty sure she'd let you use.

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:08:51 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     @Alice So I'm the only one that wears them because I like my crotch to feel like it's been in a swamp all day?

     That's just me?

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     Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 13:08:51 JST Alice McFlurry :bc:

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     • Mr. Funk E. Dude

     @Mrfunkedude I feel bad for you. You're more than welcome to come dip your junk in my aunt's swamp if you don’t want the added expense and restriction of some spandex shorts.