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I just heard a fastfood commercial, (didn't catch the place), advertising a bagel breakfast sandwich with gravy, saying that it was all the goodness of biscuits and gravy, but you could eat it on the go.
First of all, biscuits and bagels are both very good, but also very different. A bagel sandwich with gravy might possibly be good though. Maybe. Who knows?
More to the point though, people are getting carried away with the food they claim is portable! Nothing with gravy is portable!