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   BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 03:55:32 JST BattleDwarfGimli

   • ĐØⱠⱠ
   I would spend all of my money on a baby goat farm just to bask in cuddly cuteness for the remainder of my days.
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     ĐØⱠⱠ (doll@decayable.ink)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 03:55:28 JST ĐØⱠⱠ

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     • WilhelmIII
     • Angel1313
     • tiddlywinkler

     You might not like it, but this is what real progress looks like.

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     WilhelmIII (wilhelmiii@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 03:55:29 JST WilhelmIII

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     • ĐØⱠⱠ
     • Angel1313
     • tiddlywinkler

     Bucks are stinky.

     Facts.

     They will intentionally piss on their own beards to help spread their scent.

     Reminds of fedi some days.

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     BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 03:55:29 JST BattleDwarfGimli

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     • WilhelmIII
     • Angel1313
     • tiddlywinkler
     Oh come on. I haven’t pissed on my own beard in months.
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     BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 03:55:30 JST BattleDwarfGimli

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     • ĐØⱠⱠ
     • WilhelmIII
     • Angel1313
     • tiddlywinkler
     NO THEY'RE NOT YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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     Angel1313 (angel1313@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 03:55:31 JST Angel1313

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     • ĐØⱠⱠ
     • WilhelmIII
     • tiddlywinkler
     See!! Goats may be cute, but they are stinky and gross!! Not just cute!
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     WilhelmIII (wilhelmiii@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 03:55:32 JST WilhelmIII

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     • ĐØⱠⱠ

     Pro tip

     If you have goat and you have bees, there is a non-zero chance that the bees will get into flowers that the bucks have peed on.

     The honey will taste like goat piss.

     Ask me how I know.

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     tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-2025 03:55:32 JST tiddlywinkler

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     • WilhelmIII
     There is also a non-zero chance that
     
     Hold on, I'm gagging a little
     
     non zero chance that
     
     ugh, feeling sick
     
     non zero chance that you will be having sex with your wife on top and reach up to r
     
     gag
     
     run your hands through her hair and goat poops will fall on your face