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[Steed] "Ah! There you are, Emperor Musk. Oh! And Don the Con! I'm pleased to find you both here."

[Don the Con] "You'll never take us alive. People tell me this all the time, with tears in their eyes. They say, 'You'll never take us alive.' Because when I do it, I'm your salvation, and that's perfectly legal. Perfectly legal. You could say I'm the real avenger."

[Steed] "As it turns out, I needn't do anything at all. Mrs. Peel has you dead in her sights, and I regret to inform you that she rarely misses her targets."

[Musk] "It's too late! The crypto bomb is set to go off at midnight! That's 27 seconds from now, by my watch! All you needed to know to stop it was my real name, Rumpelstiltskin! Ha ha! Isn't that hysterical? A child would know that! You're all so stupid! I shall rule the world! It's mine! Mine!"

[Don the Con] "Well, mine, too..."

[Steed] "Your watch? That one on your wrist? It's one of your smart devices, is it not? Tied to your constellation of satellites? While she was waiting at a stoplight several weeks ago, Mrs. Peel reprogrammed them to slow your time signal. It's not 27 seconds from now. It's... let me see... 4 minutes and 20 seconds. More than enough time to thwart this crypto bomb. Rumpelstiltskin, you say. Did you hear that, Inspector?"

[v.o.] "Yes I did, Steed! We're disabling it now. Good work, as always!"

[Peel] "So, if you'd rather not be ventilated, I suggest dropping your weapons and accepting your fate. After all, you're the supreme leaders. It would be a shame and a pity if your devoted followers discovered you were... mere mortals."

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