GIVE ME YOUR TESLA. I WILL DECOMMISSION your vehicle in an ecological and safe manner. Parts and assemblies will be used to hybridize other existing ICE vehicles, and otherwise broken down further for scrap value to be donated to The Trevor Project, or a similar charity if they are unable to accept my donation. When possible, this will be done in such a way that the parts removed cannot be readily used to repair other Teslas.
If you do this:
1: You are giving it to me, not selling it -- there is a difference in MI. I expect a signed clean/salvage title, I remain responsible for insurance et merde.
2: You are bringing it to me. I am not picking it up from you. I am willing to give you a ride home after you drop it off, however.
3: I will not destroy perfectly good material so there are some components I cannot guarantee they don't go back on a Tesla. Consumable items that have low scrap value such as the tires or large parts that don't have components such as wheels or brake rotors that fall in to this category.
4: I will post receipts of the donations. Your identity will be concealed.
6: This is not a joke, and I am not a known shitposter. I've already lined up homes for about 90% of the parts.
We're trying to move past this mistake, together, as a society. We can do it. Start by giving me your Tesla. Send me a DM.
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purple 👊✊💨 (purple@nya.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 00:24:57 JST purple 👊✊💨
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Doughnut Lollipop 【記録係】:blobfoxgooglymlem: (tk@bbs.kawa-kun.com)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 00:25:51 JST Doughnut Lollipop 【記録係】:blobfoxgooglymlem:
@purple I'm getting the feeling that EV conversions will be the way forward, too. :blobfoxthumbsup: -
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purple 👊✊💨 (purple@nya.social)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 00:27:29 JST purple 👊✊💨
@tk@bbs.kawa-kun.com one of the drive units is going in the back of my Accord, yes.
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