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   ADHDean (adhdeanasl@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 16-Feb-2025 23:52:01 JST ADHDean

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   @TheBreadmonkey
   The numpty with double-deep pockets
   He got exploding rockets
   Kick him in the shin
   Brighten up your grin
   And drag that bastard to the dockets

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     Ben (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 16-Feb-2025 23:52:02 JST Ben

     Why are there no new nursery rhymes? Who decided that? A moratorium and we're just stuck with ring a ring a roses and oranges and lemons said the bells of Saint Clements. I could make up new nursery rhymes. Perhaps this is where I make my fortune. Kids rhymes about really really awful things. Literally every thought I've just had is way too bad to post here. I am very very sorry for my brain. What is a newish lighthearted terribly tragedy? Perhaps there being too many potholes in the UK? What rhymes with potholes (apart from plot holes)? Profiteroles?

     🎵 Hundreds of hairy moles like to jump out of potholes. When will they fix 'em, asked the people of Brixham. 🎵

     I think I'm really onto something here.

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