In absence of a clear tell, there is no way to parody modern technology systems without someone mistaking the parody for reality.
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Ryan Castellucci :nonbinary_flag: (ryanc@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 20:11:36 JST Ryan Castellucci :nonbinary_flag:
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tautology (tautology@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 20:12:11 JST tautology
@ryanc tech's version of Poe's law?
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Ryan Castellucci :nonbinary_flag: (ryanc@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 21:02:01 JST Ryan Castellucci :nonbinary_flag:
@tautology yes
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Ryan Castellucci :nonbinary_flag: (ryanc@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 22:35:00 JST Ryan Castellucci :nonbinary_flag:
Scientists: You can't make light go faster!
High frequency traders: Hold my cocaine!(for others: speed of light in fiber optic cable is only about ⅔ of the speed of light in vacuum, and radio waves travel at approximately the latter speed)
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Pippa Brooks (pwbrooks@friend.camp)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 22:35:01 JST Pippa Brooks
@ryanc As a software developer who cut their teeth on the sort of electronic trading systems whose users spend millions on microwave links to save a few milliseconds of latency, it feels like I'm living in a surreal dream whenever I'm exposed to the reality that doing anything with most modern software involves long chains of HTTP requests
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