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   Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 04:10:05 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

   • paul

   @amiserabilist Me IRL.

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     Eugen Rochko (gargron@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 04:09:59 JST Eugen Rochko

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     • paul

     @amiserabilist @Mrfunkedude No. E-mail and Mastodon are both federated though, so they have that in common.

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     paul (amiserabilist@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 04:10:01 JST paul

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     • Eugen Rochko

     @Mrfunkedude

     technically, is this platform not based on email?

     @Gargron

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     Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 04:10:02 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

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     • paul

     @amiserabilist I feel like this could have been an email.

     😁

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     paul (amiserabilist@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 04:10:04 JST paul

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     @Mrfunkedude

     mate, i know you have a life. i stalk you.

     👀

     [Intro]
     Who's watching?
     Tell me, who's watching?
     Who's watching me?

     [Verse 1: Rockwell]
     I'm just an average man with an average life
     I work from nine to five, hey, hell, I pay the price
     All I want is to be left alone in my average home
     But why do I always feel like I'm in The Twilight Zone? And

     [Chorus: Michael Jackson & Rockwell]
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     And I have no privacy (Oh-oh-oh)
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     Tell me, is it just a dream?

     [Verse 2: Rockwell]
     When I come home at night
     I bolt the door real tight
     People call me on the phone, I'm trying to avoid
     But can the people on TV see me, or am I just paranoid?
     When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
     'Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there
     People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
     But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much, that's why
     You might also like
     [Chorus: Michael Jackson and Rockwell]
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     And I have no privacy (Oh-oh-oh)
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     Who's playing tricks on me?

     [Instrumental Break]

     [Verse 3: Rockwell]
     (Who's watching me?) I don't know anymore
     Are the neighbors watching me? (Who's watching?)
     Well, is the mailman watching me? (Tell me, who's watching?)
     And I don't feel safe anymore, oh, what a mess
     I wonder who's watching me now (Who?), the IRS?

     [Chorus: Michael Jackson & Rockwell]
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     And I have no privacy (Oh-oh-oh)
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     Tell me, is it just a dream?
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me (Hee-hee-hee)
     And I have no privacy (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     Who's playing tricks on me? (Who's watching?)

     [Bridge: Michael Jackson & Rockwell]
     Oh-oh-oh
     (Who's watching me?)
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     Ooh, now, ah, ooh
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     (Who's watching me?)
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     Ooh, now, ah, ooh
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     (Who's watching me?)
     [Chorus: Michael Jackson & Rockwell]
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     And I have no privacy (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     I can't enjoy my tea (Who's watching me?)
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     Can I have my privacy? (Oh-oh-oh)
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     Who's watching me? (Who's watching me?)
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     Hee-hee, oh-oh-oh-oh
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     Stop playing tricks on me, yeah (Who's watching me?)
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     Why don't they leave me be? (Oh-oh-oh)
     I always feel like somebody's watchin' me
     I can't enjoy my tea (Who's watching me?)

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     Alpha Male Martha Stewart 🍉🌈 (fiend_unpleasant@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 04:36:52 JST Alpha Male Martha Stewart 🍉🌈

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     • Eugen Rochko

     @Gargron all of this would have been a helluva lot easier if it was just email, eh? 🤣