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   Matthew Haughey (mathowie@xoxo.zone)'s status on Friday, 24-Jan-2025 10:00:44 JST Matthew Haughey

   The dumbest bumper sticker on earth is the one where there's a fish skeleton and then in some mëtal font it says FEAR NO FISH and like dude, wtf? Is there any fish I even am mildly annoyed by? I'm on land, they're stuck in that stupid water! They can't do shit! We are safe from fish dude.

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     lenazun (lzg@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 24-Jan-2025 10:00:42 JST lenazun

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     @mathowie the other day i finally read an explanation for the “honk if you like (thing)” bumper sticker, which i had never understood. it’s p dumb. i’m dissatisfied with the truth.

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     Matthew Haughey (mathowie@xoxo.zone)'s status on Friday, 24-Jan-2025 10:00:43 JST Matthew Haughey

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     second dumbest is (and I'm sorry) "I read banned books" which ok I get what you're saying that banning books is stupid and small minded but also that's not very edgy, it's like yeah it sucks my local library got rid of the anarchists cookbook or whatever but I have $8 I can spend at Amazon too.

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     lenazun (lzg@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 24-Jan-2025 11:49:37 JST lenazun

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     @mathowie not an origin story but someone on reddit explained it was a joke on people who honk in traffic.

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     Matthew Haughey (mathowie@xoxo.zone)'s status on Friday, 24-Jan-2025 11:49:39 JST Matthew Haughey

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     • lenazun

     @lzg omg I have no idea what the origin story of that is!