Babby found a Peppa Pig video on YouTube kids.
She got very excited and shouted “PIGGY PIGGY” and waved me over to see.
Now, there are precious few things that are banned in this house. We’re pretty easy on the kids, we don’t overly hover or monitor what they watch.
But that pig? That cunt pig?
That is a fucking line, my friends.
So I was immediately “nope. No. The fucking pig is banned” and turned it off.
The look I got from the babby. She looked at me like I just murdered her favourite toy in front of her. It was a mix of anger, horror, shock and disgust.