UPDATE 3: The number is now 21. Humanity is truly a species with big dreams, and our biggest dream of all is to see this number get bigger. https://gofund.me/30db35fb
UPDATE 4: The number has quickly transformed into 26. Leading scholars hypothesize that 26 is close to 27, but we simply do not have the technology to pinpoint how close it is. https://gofund.me/30db35fb
UPDATE 5: The number is now 36. Because the number boldly skipped past 27, scientists still cannot determine how close 26 is to 27. This will forever remain life's biggest mystery. https://gofund.me/30db35fb
UPDATE 6: The number is now 41. Media outlets have begun to contact me, requesting interviews and asking how big I believe the number can get. I refused to comment. The number will not be used for a cheap soundbite. I will not let them spin and manipulate this purest of goals for political gain. https://gofund.me/30db35fb
UPDATE 7: The number has drastically grown to 66. I have received a letter from the government that I will need to apply for a permit if the number continues to get bigger at such an alarming rate. I will not comply. We will not be intimidated. The number belongs to the people. https://gofund.me/30db35fb
UPDATE 8: The number is now 91. Is it possible for the two digit number to become a three digit number? I don't know. I have no idea if numbers can do that. My head hurts from just trying to imagine how that would even work. https://gofund.me/30db35fb
FINAL UPDATE (for today): The number is now 141. From now on I will stick to daily or weekly updates, out of fear that the number will become too big for us to handle. Also people are becoming angry at all the number updates, and I do not want an angry mob at my door. Not again. https://gofund.me/30db35fb