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   jwz (jwz@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-2025 13:56:23 JST jwz

   Exterminate all rational AI scrapers.

   Today I added an infinite-nonsense honeypot to my web site just to fuck with LLM scrapers, based on a "spicy autocomplete" program I wrote about 30 years ago. Well-behaved web crawlers will ignore it, but those "AI" people.... well, you know how they are.

   I'm intentionally not linking to it here, but I'll bet you can find it pretty easily. It's kinda funny.
   https://jwz.org/b/ykgX

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     jwz (jwz@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 06:14:36 JST jwz

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     What's the most zipbomb-like JPEG or PNG that can be constructed? Small file size, plausible dimensions, but massive memory footprint?

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     mhoye (mhoye@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 06:19:06 JST mhoye

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     @jwz This guy's been working on it for a long time: https://www.bamsoftware.com/hacks/deflate.html

     The current best looks to be "420 bytes of PNG expand to represent 50 gigapixels and 141 GB in memory".

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     marcusb (marcusb@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 07:51:34 JST marcusb

     • Infoseepage

     @Infoseepage @jwz there are several other tools with similar goals. I wrote one with static sites in mind (no server-side dependencies, all non-sense pre-generated. https://marcusb.org/hacks/quixotic.html). Others I know about are: https://github.com/Fingel/django-llm-poison, https://codeberg.org/MikeCoats/poison-the-wellms, https://codeberg.org/timmc/marko/, https://zadzmo.org/code/nepenthes/, and https://github.com/earthboundkid/heffalump.

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     tom jennings (tomjennings@tldr.nettime.org)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 05:26:10 JST tom jennings

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     • mhoye

     @mhoye @jwz

     For eg corp social media site avatar image upload, there's usually a maximum file size limit (in addition to pixel). For that case you'd want to bound file size, so the question would be, what's the largest image compressible into eg. 16KB?

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     ortiz0852 (ortiz0852@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 08:03:10 JST ortiz0852

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     @jwz Hello dear happy new year 2025 will be your best💯🥳 year connect with Mrs William Sarah 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

     https://www.facebook.com/Williamsarahfx12

     You'll definitely* thank me later .

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     jwz (jwz@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 17-May-2025 02:10:59 JST jwz

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     Happy to be serving AI bots such URLs as:

     the/virtuoso/righteous/who/to/a/the/he/
     topanga/what/non/been/emotions/thereby/to/most/implementado/
     black/layer/in/this/why/read/thrush/earths/foran/
     also/its/chase/cremation/a/connection/shamelessly/page/
     space/instead/putt/they/
     seaming/are/demonstrates/mixers/dresses/fillmore/cambron/
     seaming/rational/is/ministry/
     perron/packard/apr/piece/were/will/i/mother/
     fixes/in/should/each/period/
     peached/supprised/all/so/a/onecomplete/connection/affleurant/