"What do you mean they are closing the mines? I just finished my apprenticeship"
"Don't worry the post office is hiring"
"I'm a month away from a proper wage, what do you mean this post office is about to become a Mongolian grill?"
"Everything is online now, don't worry, learn to code"
"Ive memorized the C++ STL library can I have a job please?"
"Why? We get ChatGPT to do that now"
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1950s economic concepts of working for independence belong in the 1950s.