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   Taylan (Now 18% More Deranged) (taylan@fedi.feministwiki.org)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 19:59:43 JST Taylan (Now 18% More Deranged)

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   • Nina Paley
   @ninapaley Such is life with cats :blobcat-cry:
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     Nina Paley (ninapaley@spinster.xyz)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 19:59:44 JST Nina Paley
     Nothing like having your cat barf right in your bed at 3am, waking you up and leaving the stench of cat food barf in the sheets even after you do your best to clean it up with a handkerchief. Then lie awake another hour and a half trying to go back to sleep as she comes and goes, walking on your nipple with a clumsy yet intensely weight-bearing paw, hovering over your pillow. You must sit up to move her heavy body, dense with resistance, to the other side of the bed where, just as you relax enough to maybe go back to sleep, she barfs again. Now all bets are off, the lights are on, you're wide awake scrubbing at the sheets. Now you're on the sofa writing this and hating Life. Hating your cat, your heart; hating what you love most.
     DON'T LICK MY HEAD.
     DON'T WALK ON MY NIPPLE.
     Jesus Christ, Lola.