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   eribosot (eribosot@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 22:55:05 JST eribosot

   My employer's email inviting all employees to practice mindfulness and do yoga reminded me of this classic:

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     Arne Babenhauserheide (arnebab@rollenspiel.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 23:05:05 JST Arne Babenhauserheide

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     @eribosot So, if you start the day (after clocking in) with mindfulness training and do Yoga before lunch (before clocking out), is that then what they requested you to do?

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     Hylke 🍵 (hbons@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 23:41:29 JST Hylke 🍵

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     @eribosot also it’s a competition and the most mindfullest win a prize. I wish I was joking.

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     Ev Delen (evdelen@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 00:21:48 JST Ev Delen

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     @eribosot my favourite are the "Wellness Competitions" that corporate pushes on to us.

     Collect points, help your team to beat other teams, (but be warned that if your teams productivity goes down there'll be repercussions).

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     Tino Ruijs 🍉 (tinoruijs@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 00:30:45 JST Tino Ruijs 🍉

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     @eribosot lol. Tomorrow my first yoga lesson. 😁

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     eribosot (eribosot@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 01:09:37 JST eribosot

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     • Arne Babenhauserheide

     @ArneBab So long as I hit my KPIs and we ship on time, I have their blessing. Or to put it another way, no fucking way.

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     eribosot (eribosot@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 01:11:05 JST eribosot

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     • Ev Delen

     @evdelen "Oh yeah?! Well, my inner senerity can beat the SHIT out of your inner serenity!!!"

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     Arne Babenhauserheide (arnebab@rollenspiel.social)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 01:19:56 JST Arne Babenhauserheide

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     @eribosot Sadly a very fitting answer …