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   meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 21:28:07 JST meso
   moderating my friends site all im fucking seeing is dozens of screenshots of some streamer with 50 subscribers trying to shove pringles cans up his ass
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     DXM (dxm@mastodon.world)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 21:35:25 JST DXM

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     impressive feat, if successful

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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 21:35:40 JST meso

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     @DXM i think it was unfruitful
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     DXM (dxm@mastodon.world)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 21:38:59 JST DXM

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     @meso tbh the thought of the can collapsing from the pressure is troubling. dude would just have to live with it lodged there forever

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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 21:39:56 JST meso

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     @DXM are they all cardboard? do they not have metal? see with the can collapsed the part that was outside would become like the handle of a buttplug and he'd be able to pull it out, albeit with some pain, although not as much as putting it in as it has now collapsed
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     DXM (dxm@mastodon.world)'s status on Monday, 06-Jan-2025 21:45:15 JST DXM

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     @meso if you go metal first, the cardboard will collapse with the metal disc acting as a hook. impossible to pull past the sphincter, possibly ripping the cardboard apart on your frantic attempt to remove it. this is turning into the weirdest body horror. eventually you'll have to visit the emergency room and tell them about the oil slick in your kitchen and how your pants slipped mid-fall

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