In these trying, modern times, many people are struggling. So here are five helpful tips for Just Fucking Staying Alive In 2025:
1. Focus on shit you yourself can control. If it's not your toilet, it's not your shit. Leave it alone.
2. You can still be a good person without being a nice person. You don't owe your oppressor kindness.
3. Block and bless. At this point you're either on the right side or you're beyond help. We're not wasting energy trying to train you how to be fucking decent anymore.
4. Hope is not fragile. Hope gets knocked down, picks herself back up, spits out a tooth, and throws the next punch.
5. Sleep is the free-est vacation of them all.