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   Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 23:09:25 JST Owl

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   • Ever Beedle
   • kroner
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   Okay so let's do some mathematics. She's British so let's just assume that most of the men who stuck and stirred this whore were also British and even if they weren't, the average penis size is about what, five inches give or take but let's just accept that as the baseline. A hundred dudes, hoe's taken about thirteen yards of dick, about 40 feet of penis or so.
   
   Ew, whore.
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     :suihead: (sui@decayable.ink)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 23:09:26 JST :suihead:

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     • Ever Beedle
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     Oh and also she's a feminist, so every man that sticks it in is probably going to get accused of raping her at some point. Especially as she had a breakdown and started crying after 100 dicks. I hope some trolls turn up, refuse to shag her and just talk about her relationship with her father whilst refusing to leave.
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     :suihead: (sui@decayable.ink)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 23:09:27 JST :suihead:

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     • Ever Beedle
     • kroner
     > sounds like a very disappointing experience.
     
     For 100 men in a day, she promised 5 minutes and only gave most 2. And she didn't understand that STDs are sexually transmitted... And she couldn't even get 100 simps to turn up, so the guys in line had to text guys they knew to fill in.
     
     So yeah, disappointing experience is an understatement.
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     Ever Beedle (dave@gleasonator.com)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 23:09:28 JST Ever Beedle

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     @kroner @Sui Even with a full 24 hours, that is 86.4 seconds per dude. Even if she's spitroasting the entire time, that still isn't even 3 minutes. Unless there are minimum like a dozen fluffers there, most of them aren't getting off in that time allotment, which sounds like a very disappointing experience.