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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 04:27:57 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Thought it'd be funny to pretend to propose to my girlfriend with a Haribo ring. She said yes and got so excited before I could explain it was a joke. Panicked, and bought a real ring the same afternoon. Been married 14 years today. Never wanted to marry her in the first place

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     Negative12DollarBill (negative12dollarbill@techhub.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 07:25:06 JST Negative12DollarBill

     • goatsarah

     @goatsarah @fesshole How do you know this person is heterosexual?

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     BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺 (bonehousewasps@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 20:11:22 JST BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺

     • goatsarah

     @goatsarah @fesshole No and maybe. 😆