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   Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 03:15:56 JST Low Quality Facts

   Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Splatypus Jar Spatula. It can scrape jelly out of jars. It can scrape peanut butter out of jars. Is there anything the Splatypus can't do?
   Most other things, actually. But it's great at scraping stuff out of jars.
   https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H7ZDBV4?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2T29AOJD6C55O&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.2T29AOJD6C55O_1734544973076

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     Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 03:57:34 JST Low Quality Facts

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     If you own any jars then it would simply be madness for you to not own a Splatypus. It would be like owning a car without keys. Shoes without socks. A toilet without toilet paper.

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     BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺 (bonehousewasps@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 06:49:12 JST BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺

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     @lowqualityfacts I would use that every day. Is that an affiliate link? I feel better buying from Amazon if you're getting a low quality kickback.

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     Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 06:49:12 JST Low Quality Facts

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     • BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺

     @BonehouseWasps Haha it is indeed, and the kickback is of the lowest quality.