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   Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 07:32:21 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

   Every year or so, I foolishly think "I need a video game controller" and go buy one and it only lasts a few months before I decide one of us has to die, and I have the screwdriver so I win

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     Wolf480pl (wolf480pl@mstdn.io)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 07:32:11 JST Wolf480pl

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     @foone

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 07:32:12 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     My camera is having trouble photographing the true glory of this device, it's all BE NOT AFRAID and I'm looking like Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments after he meets God. My skin is leathery and sunburned, my beard white, my eyes blinded by the things Man was not meant to see

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 07:32:13 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     (I'm a pope, so that's okay)

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 07:32:14 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     I unscrew the first screw in the handle and immediately bright blue light spills free from it. This thing doesn't have lights, this thing is full of light and it escapes through any seams or holes in the containment vessel.
     I'm doing surgery on an angel here and I don't expect them to survive it

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 07:32:15 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     WHERE IS THE CEO OF RGB LIGHTING I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS TO ASK

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 07:32:16 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     Look I make bad computer peripherals ON PURPOSE and even I, creator of both Tooth and Hair keyboards (and I have fake blood waiting for the next one), consider it a design too horrible to be released on an unsuspecting public

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 07:32:16 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     I want mechanical keyboard fans to pay for what they've done and I wouldn't even imagine building a device this detrimental to attention spans

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 07:32:17 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     I'm not joking when I say this is an accessiblity issue: I have ADHD. This is a device that won't stop flashing lights.

     This shit shouldn't be allowed

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 07:32:18 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     How do you design a device with 4 colored lighting modes and not just out in a simple 5th: TURN OFF THE LIGHTS

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 07:32:19 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     This thing should come with a thick black fabric bag to keep it in because IT IS ALWAYS FLASHING SOME LIGHTS

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 07:32:19 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     I'm quite impressed with the battery life, at least

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     Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 07:32:20 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     Never buy an electrical without a power switch, and that goes double if it has a battery, and triple if it has LEDs

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     Andrew Zonenberg (azonenberg@ioc.exchange)'s status on Monday, 16-Dec-2024 00:03:00 JST Andrew Zonenberg

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     @foone I'm surprised there's not random white pixels on the screen given how it looks

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     Graham Sutherland / Polynomial (gsuberland@chaos.social)'s status on Monday, 16-Dec-2024 00:03:00 JST Graham Sutherland / Polynomial

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     • Andrew Zonenberg

     @azonenberg @foone gamers demand only the spiciest cherenkov lighting